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[erikred]

Have you seen these guys?

If so, would you please tell them we need them to come back and play football? There's no way the team that got crushed today is the same team.

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[erikred.livejournal.com]

Um, no, and your brother-in-law is probably going to want to beat you with a wet noodle.

Jerry Rice plays for the Oakland Raiders (and he got hired around the same time I did). He was bitching because the Raiders just barely squeaked by the Bengals (the NFL team, not the animals, more's the pity) despite the fact that the Raiders are supposed to be good, and the Bengals are supposed to suck.

The team featured above is the Chargers. They beat the Broncos handily just last December. They were defeated by the Broncos (handily) yesterday. It was painfully obvious to anyone watching the game that this was mostly because the Chargers' defense apparently had been abducted by aliens and replaced with sluggish, brain-drained clones. I expect a full write-up in the Enquirer later this month.

Told you I was a girl

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

I think he'll use green beans instead.

Re: Told you I was a girl

[erikred.livejournal.com]

You did, indeed, tell me you were a girl. Hopefully, he'll go easy on you with those green beans, and I'll get to eat the extras. Mmm, green beans.