erikred: (zombie)
Erik, the BFG ([personal profile] erikred) wrote2004-10-03 01:15 pm

Because no one has a monopoly on hypocrisy

Are you a world leader thinking about taking some sort of foreign policy action? Then you need to take the
Officially Authorized, Internationally Recognized Global Test

[identity profile] therobbergirl.livejournal.com 2004-10-03 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear:

We're sorry, but your score of -3600 is not sufficiently high to justify your imperialistic foreign adventure. You will be billed for this test, and you may take it again, by pressing the "Repeat Test" button below.

If you choose not to repeat the test, you may report to UN headquarters and attempt the standard diplomatic approach. We apologize for the inconvenience, but with luck, you may get approval within a decade.


If only it had been in essay format with a bring-your-own-shovel policy!

Fortunately, the Libertarians are closing the gap in the polls and that Badnarik will show those lusers in the UN!