Because no one has a monopoly on hypocrisy

[erikred]

Are you a world leader thinking about taking some sort of foreign policy action? Then you need to take the
Officially Authorized, Internationally Recognized Global Test

Comments

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

Oh dear:

We're sorry, but your score of -3600 is not sufficiently high to justify your imperialistic foreign adventure. You will be billed for this test, and you may take it again, by pressing the "Repeat Test" button below.

If you choose not to repeat the test, you may report to UN headquarters and attempt the standard diplomatic approach. We apologize for the inconvenience, but with luck, you may get approval within a decade.

If only it had been in essay format with a bring-your-own-shovel policy!

Fortunately, the Libertarians are closing the gap in the polls and that Badnarik will show those lusers in the UN!

[erikred.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure the original test was printed on a tricolored shovel, and candidates who passed were given nifty blue helmets and a fond bon voyage.

Try scoring the maximum amount of points and see where that gets you.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

East Timor?

[erikred.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no.

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

I forgot that I had taken French in jr high and high school. I just got a waiver. Let the bombing begin!

Congratulations
There is obviously no need for you to take this test, since you are apparently French, and the French have carte blanche (to coin a phrase) to do as they wish internationally, since we all know that their actions are always noble and selfless, and conform to international law, almost by definition.