A Barbarian at the Gates

( In which five questions have been asked, and five are answered. )
The Rules:
1. Leave me a comment asking for an interview
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions