is not quite half of 74, the current average life expectancy of males born and raised in the United States. Therefore, I have not yet reached middle age. That will do very nicely.
Yoko, who is the bestest wife in the whole wide world, gave me The Cat Empire's eponymous CD and TripleJ's Hottest 100 for 2002, as well as Bladerunner and Matrix: Reloaded on DVD. She also got me the Belkin Nostromo Speedpad n50, which is so very, very cool. My technolust is sated. My musical needs are met. Did I happen to mention that she also cooked me a lamb dinner with brussel sprouts (my favorite veggies) on the side?
Heck, why am I still typing this at you? I should be in bed with the bestest wife ever! And I will be! Goodnight!
Yoko, who is the bestest wife in the whole wide world, gave me The Cat Empire's eponymous CD and TripleJ's Hottest 100 for 2002, as well as Bladerunner and Matrix: Reloaded on DVD. She also got me the Belkin Nostromo Speedpad n50, which is so very, very cool. My technolust is sated. My musical needs are met. Did I happen to mention that she also cooked me a lamb dinner with brussel sprouts (my favorite veggies) on the side?
Heck, why am I still typing this at you? I should be in bed with the bestest wife ever! And I will be! Goodnight!