Erik needs

A meme taken from alfvaen which I found amusing:

Google for "[your name] needs", and post the ones that amuse you(or that you want to post, for any other reason).

Erik needs to be convinced to buy a scanner.
Erik needs to jump across the electrical field, climb up the ladder and go right to the exit.
Erik needs a beautiful figure to identify music with and he finds Christine, a young, shy, danish lyric singer externally pleasant but too human, common.
Erik needs to work.
Erik needs to see this.
Erik needs to worry about his own driving.
Erik needs his family close to him even more to reassure him.
Erik needs to be tested for a specific learning disability called dyscalculia.
Erik needs to both know how to use XML and how to teach other people to use it.
Erik needs to evaluate the cost of this option.
Erik needs a break from people.
Erik needs an assistant for the party.
Erik needs this new game system.
Erik needs an heir in order to receive aid in regaining his title, lands and children, stolen from him by his treacherous brother Nicholas.
Erik needs to move up and fight Castillo then he'll be brought back to planet Earth.
Erik needs no introduction from me.
Erik needs his beer when he arrives!
Erik needs to stop talking.
Erik needs to use the metal detector to find quarters in the sand, and that there are enough quarters to rent the kayak.
Erik needs a new gun sale.
Erik needs a write up in the Demonimican articles of Dragon.
Erik needs help in order not to carry too much air in his backpack.

Hm. Erik leads a somewhat dramatic life, I'm thinking.

Discworld Meme

( I saw this coming just as I hit the Submit button )