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The Three Things Meme, contracted from

mkb_cbr:

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Erik
Erikku
The Big Guy

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
erikred
bfg
hack_the_prince

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
good sense of humor
easy-going
tall

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
chronic procrastinator
easily distracted by the Web
unfortunate tendency to punch walls (working on that one)

THREE THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD RIGHT NOW:
a time machine
a list of winning lottery numbers, dates, and places
barring those, the ability to save game and come back to this point every once in a while

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
Danish (50%)
Irish (25%)
Polish (25%) (hence my tendency for saying that I wouldn't touch that with a 7 foot [Pp]ole)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Flowers for Algernon
losing Yoko
really losing my temper and doing something incredibly stupid and irreversible

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Yoko (dammit, Mike, I read yours and had to include this one)
my Internet fix
a smile

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Berks
jeans
pullover given to me by my Uncle's fiancee, who happens to have fantastic taste

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS/ARTISTS AT PRESENT:
The Cat Empire
The Avalanches
Sublime

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
visiting London with Yoko
taking (and passing) the MSCEs
taking the LSAT (call me a masochist)

THREE THINGS YOU NEED IN A RELATIONSHIP:
trust
humor
love

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
One New Year's Eve, I convinced a crowd of students at Xiamen University that I could foretell the future.
I have never run naked through the streets of Sakawa, and the cab driver who says I did is a damn liar.
I once got detained by the police for climbing an abandoned department store, but they let me go because of my height.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
eyes
smile
how they carry themselves (sway outweighs a lot)

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
curl my tongue
manage a large retail chain (although I admire the hell out of those who can)
betray my baby (so don't even ask, you temptresses)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
solving number and logic problems
reading
playing RPGs (yes, I'm 34 years old, and I remember when you had to be kind of quiet about announcing things like that)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
[edited for the public]
climb a building
swim in the ocean

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:
continuing to work for OPR
law
the Foreign Service (I mean, c'mon, they've got to want me sometime!)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Iceland
Ireland
Sydney

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
visit space
witness the birth and transformation of our society by one of the following: fusion, nano-bio-technology, or teleportation
swim with dolphins

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ... NOW!

aceofkittens

ophhymirage

narwhale
(C'mon, you three! It's a shiny Meme! You cannot resist!)