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[erikred]

is not quite half of 74, the current average life expectancy of males born and raised in the United States. Therefore, I have not yet reached middle age. That will do very nicely.

Yoko, who is the bestest wife in the whole wide world, gave me The Cat Empire's eponymous CD and TripleJ's Hottest 100 for 2002, as well as Bladerunner and Matrix: Reloaded on DVD. She also got me the Belkin Nostromo Speedpad n50, which is so very, very cool. My technolust is sated. My musical needs are met. Did I happen to mention that she also cooked me a lamb dinner with brussel sprouts (my favorite veggies) on the side?

Heck, why am I still typing this at you? I should be in bed with the bestest wife ever! And I will be! Goodnight!

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[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Well, shit, you shoulda fuckin' said something at my brothers. I woulda brought you a brownie or something.

[erikred.livejournal.com]

Not one to blow my own horn, except on the Internet. Besides, then you guys woulda planned a party, and there'd have been the requisite ton of chocolate mousse, and then when I tried to leave as early as I did, you would have turned on me and drowned me in the chocolate mousse, which, of course, would not have been a terrible end but would have prevented me from eating the delicious dinner that Yoko made the next night.

So, as you can plainly see, it's best I kept my mouth shut. ;)